For this Saturday’s list, I want to share with you some of my FAVE “Hey (Christian) Girl”‘s from heychristiangirl.tumblr.com Unfortunately the site was down this AM so I couldn’t put the one that started it all on here but here are 14 that I really enjoy…in no particular order…I do however especially enjoy the Ryan Gosling ones. I feel like they are especially clever. I will comment the correct response to these if I weren’t a happily married woman and the man in the picture was actually saying it.
You’re right, I’m practically an old maid.
If only I were the walls of Jericho…
Yeah, I do know I’m beautiful and I didn’t want you to notice.
Yes sir, you just might.
Draft that email and when Mark Zuckerberg responds we’ll talk about whether we need our social circle to know of our intentions…
I’d rather have Armor of God than shining armor.
It is my holy fire. Thanks. I mean, what else are you supposed to say to that?
I prefer to donate 1 meal a week to a local homeless shelter to feed actual hungry people. Would You like to serve with me there?
Well, you should put your God-given talents to good use…
Actually, I’m focusing on my relationship with Jesus right now. But please feel free to seek God and maybe he will bring us together.
So would I be the first wife you didn’t love or the second wife you did?
If it’s ok with Jesus, then it’s ok with me.
You’re such a long-term steady Christian music fan. How could I say no?
Would you be willing to go through Prepare and Enrich while we’re still dating?
**Ok so some of my responses are anti-pick-up lines, but I mean, come on, they were asking for it!